73rd independence day of India

Air India

 

Life is Beautiful...Keep Smiling!


        New Greetings:

        May your happiness increase like Petrol Prices,
        May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and
        May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India..!

       Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said:  GDP will rise this year.
        The only thing we forgot to ask him is what the initials stand for:
        G = Gas & Gold
        D = Diesel & Dollar
        P = Petrol & Penny

       Pleasure & Pain come at the same price:
        Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle
        OR
        1 Litre Petrol.
        Decision is yours… 

        All Girls’ Dream come True!
        All Girls’ Dream: men will come on horse!
        All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!

 

        Dear Father-in-Law,
        I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.
        Please take your Daughter or Car back…
        I cannot afford both.

        Now Tata Nanos fuel cost will be more than its
        EMI: Equal Monthly Installments!

        Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN, above Rs. 60 per US Dollar;
        Petrol has already become    VERY SENIOR CITIZEN   in Bangalore - Rs. 81 per litre!

 

        Finally it has happened…
        After decades,
        Beer is now cheaper than petrol!
        There will be new slogan:
        JUST DRINK, DON’T DRIVE!

 

        Expensive petrol will help solve the  problems of traffic jams!

       Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
        After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?

 

        We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol.
        
       Sign board at Petrol pump:
        Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA Nano Absolutely FREE
        Scheme for common man: Now he can get car with petrol!

       Man at Petrol Pump: "Full tank  please "
        Attendant: "Sir, PAN Card  copy please..."
        Man: What? Why? How?"
        Attendant: "Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION!"

 
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