Woman who wasn't my wife

Woman who wasn't my wife

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" 
The audience was in silence and shock. 
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" 
Laughter and applause!!
 

A week later, a top manager trained by the speaker tried to crack this good joke at home.
But he was already a bit foggy after a drink. 
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner: 
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" 
The wife went: "Huh??!" with shock and rage. 
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the man finally blurted out: 
"....and I can't remember who she was!" 
By the time he regained consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.
 
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste! 

 
  
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